I just got back from the dentist

Posted
10 hours ago
harrygilmore:

PLS is this real i can’t breathe

harrygilmore:

PLS is this real i can’t breathe

(via horanyewest)

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Posted
12 hours ago

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

(via snorlaxatives)

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Posted
14 hours ago
usamericunt:

i went to target and for some fucking reason, they fucking put doritos bags in the same fucking shelves as the 3ds consoles, behind locked windows in the fucking electronic section ??????????????????

usamericunt:

i went to target and for some fucking reason, they fucking put doritos bags in the same fucking shelves as the 3ds consoles, behind locked windows in the fucking electronic section
 ??????????????????

(Source: yasmastah, via ugly)

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Posted
18 hours ago

soloeaux:

sileron-evol:

0 to a 100 real quick

LMAO

(Source: femburton, via joshpeck)

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Posted
19 hours ago

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

(via cybernude)

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Posted
19 hours ago

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

(via beyoncescock)

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Posted
19 hours ago
ewari:

gaypee:

therapsid:


"Friendship is a fucking hassle."

someone told this pony about bronies.


brush me

"what is your cutie mark?""The fuck should i know I don’t care"

ewari:

gaypee:

therapsid:

"Friendship is a fucking hassle."

someone told this pony about bronies.

image

brush me

"what is your cutie mark?"

"The fuck should i know I don’t care"

(Source: pleatedjeans, via watermelon-spiced-latte)

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Posted
1 day ago
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